Stay home and drink a Lone Star

This is a pretty huge weekend here in Dallas. The University of Texas Longhorns take on the Oklahoma Sooners at Dallas' Cotton Bowl in the annual Red River Shootout.

A weekend of drinking, partying, general debauchery, a traditionally boring-ass football game, and apparently, a kick ass rap battle. Now I don't usually take part in these festivities, because I am not a fan of either team. But this rap battle, brought to my attention by my boy Jesse, is an instant classic in my opinion.

Take two of the best local MC's: one a UT fan from Austin (Bavu Blakes, who you may know from his beef with Scion), one an OU fan (HeadKrack). And this is what you get:

HeadKrack:
If longhorns have beef, then we coming with cleavers
turn your front line into fall guys like Colt Seavers
but this aint Nick at Nite, aim like Rhett Bomar
to the hands of Travis Wilson for 95 yards

Bavu Blakes:
I'm confused so far...who the hell is Rhett Bomar?
Y'all lost to TCU, stay home and drink a Lone Star
Sooner than later y'all oughta recruit Jesus
'Cause you'll need a miracle with those terrible receivers

Oh snap!! Round one goes to Bavu Blakes for sho.

HeadKrack:
please, you'll get defeated like an amputee
meet at the West End for a loser jamboree
y'all destined to fail like a ship with no sail
63-14 again...oh well

Bavu Blakes:
yea yea krack, whatever you said
call me at halftime when we're 20 points ahead
and when my longhorns win, you'll be shocked again
by seein' Big Tex flippin' the bird to Big Red

Game over. Bavu Blakes is your winner folks. So here's an mp3:

Bavu Blakes Too Selfish (Live on KVRX)

Read the whole battle here.